CID special case zombitamine
CID special case zombitamine
At someone's house...ACP: Bedroom ka darwaza locked kyu hai? Kuch toh gadbad hai. Daya, darwaza tod do.
-dhadaaaaak-
Daya: Sir, andar ek laash hai.
Abhijit: Hainn?? My God.
Daya: Sir, is laash ne lal chaddi pehni hui hai. Aur body me goliyaan hai.
Abhijit: Sir, lagta hai goliyaan bandook se hi chali hogi.
ACP rolling fingers: Kuch toh gadbad hai.
Abhijit, pata lagao. Is elake me kaun kaun lal chaddiyaan bechta hai. Aur laash ko Salunke ke paas bhejo.
At Salunke's Lab...
Dr. Salunke: Boss manjra kuch aur hi hai. Iske body me baarah goliyaan hai, par iska khoon zeher se hua hai.
ACP: What?
Salunke: Haan boss. Tarika?
Tarika: Yes Sir. Ye dekhiye iska khoon neela hai aur iske baal peele hain. Ye sirf ek hi chiz kar sakti hai. Zombitamine.
ACP: Zombitamine?
Salunke: Yes boss. Bahut khatarnaak zeher hai. Skin ko touch karte hi... aadmi toh gaya boss.
Abhijit: Vah Dr. Tarika aapne toh kamaal kar diya.
ACP rolling fingers: Lekin... Ye zeher khooni ne laya kahaan se?
Salunke: Easy hai boss. Chyawanprash.
ACP: Chyawanprash?
Salunke: Haan boss. Chyawanprash se koibhi extract kar sakta hai.
ACP: Abhijit, pata lagao. Kaunse kaunse Chyawanprash ke brand me kitna Zombitamine use hota hai.
-dhadaaaak-
ACP: Kya hua?
Daya: Sir, vo Fredricks bathroom me lock ho gaya tha toh maine darwaza tod diya.
-phone call for ACP-
ACP: Hello? What??? Hum abhi aa rahe hain.
Random place, car comes and screeches.
Vivek: Sir, vo lal chaddi ka manufacturer yahin rehta hai.
ACP: Yahin rehta hai? Zara dekho andar koi hai kya?
Abhijit: Koi nahi hai Sir. Lagta hai vo sheher se hi bhaag gaya hoga.
ACP rolling fingers: Kuch toh gadbad hai. Daya, darwaza tod do.
-dhadaaaak-
ACP: Dhundo. Dhundo. Har ek kona chaan maaro. Koi na koi suraag mil hi jayega.
Abhijit: Sir, Lal chaddiyon ka carton mila hai. Aur saathme ye bottle, ispe Zombitamine likha hai.
ACP rolling fingers: Zombitamine? Kuchtoh gadbad hai.
Fredricks: Sir, mere pet me subah se gadbad hai. Mai ghar jaa raha hoon.
Daya: Sir, safed chaddiyon ka carton mila hai. Aur Zombitamine ki aur bottles.
Abhijit: Hainn?? Sir, kahin ye... Zombitamine se safed chaddiyon ko lal paint nahi karta na?
ACP rolling fingers: Kuch toh gadbad hai. Abhijit, pata lagao. Is elake me kaun kaun safed chaddiyaan bechta hai. Lekin ek baat samaj nahi aa rahi... khooni ne khoon kiya kyun?
At shop
Abhijit: Ye safed chaddiyaan aap hi bechte ho.
Shop Owner: Haan ji. Aaap....?
Daya: Hum CID se hai.
Shop Owner shocked: C... CID?
Abhijit: Ji haan ek khoon hua hai.
Shop Owner shocked: Kh... khoon?
Abhijit: Ji haan. Aap bata sakte hai ye chaddiyaan wholesale me kaun kharidta tha?
Shop Owner: Ab hum kya bataayein Sir. Kitne log ate-jate rehte hain.
Abhijit: Kuch toh yaad hoga. Dimaag pe zor daaliye.
-3 second silence-
Shop Owner: Haan... kuch din pehle ek aadmi aya tha. Bada ajib tha.
Abhijit: Hainn?? Uski kuch details milengi? Kahan rehta hai? Kaisa dikhta hai?
Shop Owner: Zaroor ye raha address.
Some suspect is stalked for a while. Daya comes and stands in front of him, hands on his waist. The suspect starts running. Daya catches him.
-slaaaap-
Teleport to CID HQ
Suspect on a chair, crying: Haan maine hi khoon kiya hai. Jalta tha mai usse. Uski tarakki se.
ACP: Ab toh tumhari bhi tarakki nahi hogi. Ab toh tumhe faansi hogi, faansi.
wat a chadi story,
ReplyDeletepata lagao CID main kaun kaun safed aur lal chaddi pehanta hai.......?
Fantastic!!!!!! xD
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