Cid shayari
Cid shayari
Arz kiya hai......
usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise........
usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise..............
DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise...!
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .
Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!
Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
*Wah Wah Wah Wah*...Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!
CID WATCHIN OM SHANTI OM
ReplyDeleteITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI
ABHIJEET NE KAHA SIR ZAROOR KISI NE CID KO PHASANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI!!!!!
hi
ReplyDeleteur pj r really deadly and interesting
Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
ReplyDeletewah wah
Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
daya aru abhijit pura mumbai chan maro.
phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote haiwahhh wahhhhhh...
ReplyDeletephool insano se jyada khubsurat hote hai
wahhh wahhhh
Abhijit bola:
"dr.Sarika hr insan ke fingrprint
alag ku hote hai!!!!"
-bhautik
is suhane mausam ko ganda ganda kar raha hoon,
ReplyDeleteis suhane mausam ko ganda ganda kar raha hoon,
Main dilli ka Pradushan bol raha hoon !>.....:P
yo wat jokes :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P@};-
ReplyDeleteyoooooooooooooooooooo i like dat very much ...plzzzz snd ma jokes like dat at (yashtyson531@yahoo.com)
ReplyDeletemere ghar ke piche ek naala hai..(wah wah)
ReplyDeletemere ghar ke piche ek naala hai..(wah wah)
ACP bola: daya, daal me zaroor kuch kala hai...
thande thande paani se nahana chahiye,
ReplyDeletethande thande paani se nahana chahiye,
daya, hume us jagah ek aur baar jana chahiye
garmiyo ke mausam me jee bharke khelo,
ReplyDeletegarmiyo ke mausam me jee bharke khelo,
daya, in sabke finger prints lelo..
A for apple B for bannana,
ReplyDeleteA for apple B for bannana,
daya, kuch bhi ho jaye, goli mat chalana..
gaurav said...
ReplyDeletedekh ke aapko woh phool se khil gye..
dekh ke aapko woh phool se khil gye...
poochoge ni kaun?
dekh ke aapko woh phool se khil gye..
dekh ke aapko woh phool se khil gye...
abhijit said sir! finger prints match ho gye...
its nice,,,
ReplyDeletesandy sayz..
ReplyDeleteaajkal cid ki shayrio ka keher he
wah wah
aaajkal cid ki shayrio ka keher he
wah wah...
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Dr sakunke ne kaha mout ka karan Zeher hai!!!!
okk no more cid shayari...
ReplyDeletei know ki duniya pakk chuki hai..
oh my god!! ye lash to bilkul sadd chuki hai!!!
Pakau
ReplyDeletekya hua raat me ,kaise mar gaya tony? kya hua raat me, kaise mar gaya tony?? janane k liye dekhiye CID only on SONY!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):):)
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ReplyDeleteenergy se bhare bachche mare six
acp ke hatho abhijeet aur tarika ki shaadi fix
good 1 na??-shivani.ghuge
Ya nice 1. Sach me shadi ho jani chahiye ab to..
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Aman Said
Dawai Chahiyen to dhndo Chemist....
Dawai Chahiyen to dhndo Chemist....
My Name Is Khan And I M Not A Terrorist...
RAJ SAYS,
ReplyDeleteCID KA SONY SE NATA JUDA HAI.....
CID KA SONY SE NATA JUDA HAIN......
JIS ROOM MEIN ACP KI SUHAGRAT HO RAHI THI...
USI KA DAYA NE DARWAZA TODA HAIN....
TEJAS SAID,
ReplyDeletePANI hai jal aur jal hai pani
PANI hai jal aur jal hai pani
ACP bola DAYAye case hai kuch jani pehchani
tejas said
ReplyDeleteek kamgar jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai
ek kamgar jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai
ACP bola DAYA khuni kitna bhi chalak ho koin na koin suragh chodta hi hai
aashiq ke pyaar ko duniya kya jaanega,
ReplyDeleteaashiq ke pyaar ko duniya kya jaanega,
acp2abhijit,'mujhe lagta hai ki yeh aise nahi maanega
Ballack,Drogba,Kalou khelte hai Chelsea main;
ReplyDeleteBallack,Drogba,Kalou khelte hai Chelsea main;
ACP Pradyuman : "Ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main"..
Manchester united mein khelta hain rooney .........
ReplyDeleteManchester united mein khelta hian rooney.......
daya pata lagao aakhir kya chahta hain yeh khoonee!!!!!!!........
Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi..
Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo..
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Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao..
CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...
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CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
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"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'
KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,
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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.
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Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
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shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
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Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!
Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!
Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."
Kato gholo aur lagao....
ReplyDeleteKato gholo aur lagao....
Waah...Waah...
Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
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Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao....
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!
chamche pe chamcha
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wah wah
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chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai
khoon pe khoon
Log jaate hai Delhi dekne Red Fort ......
ReplyDeleteLog jaate hai Delhi dekne Red Fort ......
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Dr. Salunke kya aa gayi posymortem ki report !!
Thandi chali gayi ..... le gayi Sardi aur Khasi ......
ReplyDeleteThandi chali gayi ..... le gayi Sardi aur Khasi ......
ACP Pradyuman ne kaha : Abh jail mein saddo ..... Tumhe lagegi Faasi !!!!!!
Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai
ReplyDelete..wah wah..
Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai
Acp ne kaha..
Daya Abhijeet.. Khooni isi kamre mein maujood hai…!
Ladke udaay paise, grlfrnd kare maje
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Ladke udaay paise grlfrnd kare maje ..
CID Shukrvaar raat dus baje..
Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash
ReplyDeletewah wah
Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash
Daya aur abhijeet, ghar ka kauna kauna chaan maaro!!!
Us pari ko zameen par kisne bulaya
ReplyDeleteUs pari ko zameen par kisne bulaya
Daya pata karo
Dhoni ka MaxX mobile kisne churaya
iss maut ke raaz pe se parda hataiye
ReplyDeleteiss maut ke raaz pe se parda hataiye
abhijit-dr salunkhe aap chodiye...tarikaji aap bataiye
kanch ki bottle pathar par phod do..
ReplyDeletewah wah
kanch ki bottle pathar par phod do..
wah wah
ACP says "daya darwaza tod do"
Uad gayi chidya ,mar gya ghoda......
ReplyDeletewah wah
Uad gayi chidya ,mar gya ghoda......
wah wah
Jisne bhi aab CID ka SMS bheja uski gaand me DAYA ka Luada
Adi says:-
ReplyDeletemeri gardan me hai dard aur gale me kharash hai
meri gardan me hai dars aur gale me kharash hai
sir....yahan per ek aur laasha hai.....
mombatti se achcha toh diya hai
ReplyDeletemombatti se achcha toh diya hai
abhijeet yeh sab tarika ne nahi salunkhe ne kiya hai
chand ko na modo suraj ko na modo
ReplyDeletechand ko na modo suraj ko na modo
lagta hain darwaza andar se band hai daya darwaaza todo
May ke baad aye june
ReplyDeletemay ke baad aye june
daya ye sucide nahi khoon hai khoon!!
khooni Bola ACP Jao Jao Chahe Karlo khitni hi talash nahi miley gi thume Abhijeet,daya ki lash
ReplyDeleteAcp bola abhijeet mat jao tarika ke itni pass
ReplyDeletephile kar tho lo uske bare mahin talash
harsh modi said.....
ReplyDeletevirus ne kaha ,tuje nai chodunga rastogi....
virus ne kaha ,tuje nai chodunga rastogi.....
acp bola ,iss jurm ke liye to tumhe phaansi hogi
ACP said : aajkal mumbai me hoti nahi hai baarish
ReplyDeleteaajkal mumbai me hoti nahi hai baarish
DAYA aaj raat tumko karni hai meri maalish
ACP:abhijeet kya hua aaj tujko BADE SUST DIKH RAHE HO
ReplyDeleteABHI:sir AAJ kuch dikhai nahi de raha hai
ACP:dekho abhijeet TARRIKA aai
abhi:wah TARRIKA ji aap to aaj bahut hi chote kapde pehen ke aai
ACP: ...................?
KHER.SHAN@GMAIL.COM
5 rupey ka ek samosa 10 rupey ke 2
ReplyDelete5 rupey ka ek samosa 10 rupey ke 2
daya darwaza tod do
Ajeeb o gareeb diktha hai PAA mein Auro....!
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Ajeeb o gareeb diktha hai PAA mein Auro....!
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Daya is ghar kona kona chaan maro....!
Thande thande pani se nahana chaiye....!
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Thande thande pani se nahana chaiye....!
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ACP Praduman bola,Abhijeet hame uss jaga vapiss jana chaiye...!
Ye haseen vaadiyan,
ReplyDeleteaur khula khula akaash.!
Ye haseen vaadiyan,
Aur khula khula akaash...
MY GOD Abhijit!
Ek aur laash!
mere grdan mai hai dard aur gale mai kharash
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mere grdan mai hai dard aur gale mai kharash
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oh my god , daya , yaha pr ek aur lash....:P
- akshay
acp ne kaha mujhe lagi he pyass
ReplyDeletemy god abhijeet
ek aur laash
abhidada saya teacher ne kaha kisme jyada akkal hai.
ReplyDeletea.c.p. ne kaha daya kuch to chakkar hai
America pe jab Osama ka atank chaya tha...!
ReplyDeleteSir lagta hai khooni khidki se aya tha..!!
Ek ladaki ek kamre me band aur do ladake uske saath kya lagata hai us ladaki ke saath kya hui hogi koi anhoni?????
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janane ke liye dekhiye C.I.D. har Friday aur Saturday only on SONY!!!!!!
DEVDAS KE MA NE KAHA PARO KO CHOR DO
ReplyDeletePARO NE KAHA DARU CHOR DO
ACP NE KAHA DAYA DARWAZA TOD DO.
A lot of thanks to you people for sharing the jokes.
ReplyDeletePlease keep on sharing more.
i & my sis like cid verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry much i just fall down at the entery of daya.
ReplyDeleteek dum jakkhassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ReplyDeletemujjo
for more jokes visit www.moviesspotz.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleterjkot ma aaje varsad jevu che..
ReplyDeletewah wah wah...
rajkot ma aaje varsad jevu che...
wah wah
acp says. daya aaje office nahi avay jara zada jevu che.
bony kapoor ni wife che shridevi
ReplyDeletewah wah wah
boni kapoor ni wife che shridevi
wah wah
acp says daya ak var gand marva devi..???
+919726619081 for cid, funny, shayri dosti sms..
ReplyDeleteThe shayeri's are toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooood.
ReplyDeletedaya yeh dekho isne kari hui hai potti
ReplyDeletezaroor yeh mujrim hoga bahaut naughty .......
Kichad ma khile che kamal ne dal par khile mogro
ReplyDeleteKichad ma khile che kamal ne dal par khile mogro
ACP ne daya se kaha..
badha savare uthi kare brush ne pachi kare kogro..
peete rehna cough syrup.....khaansi ke ruk jaane tak....
ReplyDeletepeete rehna cough syrup.....khaansi ke ruk jaane tak.....
ACP: Ab baithe rehna jail mein.......FAANSI KE ORDER AANE TAK!!!!
tu tu tu tu tu tara............
ReplyDeletetu tu tu tu tu tara............
abhijit usse roko ..........
meri wife ko usne ankhiyon se goli mara
Rain is falling chama cham cham taan maan bheeg gaya....
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Rain is falling chama cham cham taan maan bheeg gaya....
ACP:abhijeet samajh mai nai aa raha akhir ye khoon kisne kia ,kaise hua
Asman mei panchhi ga rahe hain...
ReplyDeleteWah Wah
Asman mei panchhi ga rahe hain...
Daya pata lagao hamare naam k PJs kaun kamine faila rahe hain
Bhindi 10 Rs. kilo bik rahi hai....
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Bhindi 10 Rs. kilo bik rahi hai........
ACP: Abhijit ye baat utni seedhi nahi jitni dikh rahi hai
teri hasi pe main sari jawani luta dunga...
ReplyDeleteteri hasi pe main sari jawani luta dunga...
wahi ruk ja...warna goli chala dunga!
these shayari are very good one shayari from me
ReplyDeletepani me saas lo toh bante hai bubble
pani me saas lo toh bante hai bubble
ab cid ki taakt ho gayi hai dubbe
shukarwar ke bad aata hai shaniwar
ReplyDeleteshukarwar ke bad aata hai shaniwar
acp ne kaha yeh khooni hai bahot gadaar
june ke baad ata hai july
ReplyDeletejune ke baad ata hai july
daya ne khooni se kaha gun phaak do isi me hai tumhari bhalai
Tanmay Said
ReplyDeletesala ban chot
sala ban chot
fredics ne kaha wo raha bhoot
ACP ne kaha moojha to lagi ha pyass
ReplyDeleteabhijeet ne kaha O,my god daya
ek aur lash
Cid wali shayari padke log pak chuke hain
ReplyDeletecid wali shayari sunke log pakk chuke hai
Daya gaadi nikalo fingerprints mil chuken hai
Very good Websites and the shayaris are also Mind Blowing ;-) Sms2Text Also Has Some Good Pj Shayaris and Jokes on CID.
ReplyDeleteone from me and i gagan walia;
ReplyDeleteDevdas ko pasand thi paro..
Wah wahh..
Devdas ko pasand thi paro..
ACP kehta hai " Daya, aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro!"
gagan walia tuhade jokes nahi vadiyan aah suno
ReplyDeleteThande thande paani se nahana chahiye
Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye
Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye....!
good jokes gagan walia
ReplyDeletedr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the geet......
Acp pradyuman ne kaha ' kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet '
gagan walia no;99998-77771
ReplyDeleteAgar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
ReplyDeleteAgar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi..
MRUNAL MALI
ReplyDeleteDaya ke dar se khooni ne darwaaza khoola chhoda..
(wah wah wah wah)
Daya ke dar se khooni ne darwaaza khoola
chhoda..
(wah wah)
Lekin Daya bhi chalak tha usne
kadi lagake darwaaza wapa toda
hu jato hato tyare vache rasta ma kutru avyu aadu
ReplyDeleteacp bola daya se tara tya sandas ubhu 6 ke adu
one more
bacho ne padhna chhod diya ACP tha toilet me or daya ne darwaja tod diya o shit man
From Animesh...
ReplyDeleteShadi ke mandap me
Shadi ke mandap me
dulha dulhan ka joda Sajne Lagta hai
Daya bola, "jab mera haath padta hai to muh ke andar se piano bajne lagta hai...!!!
From Animesh..!!
ReplyDeleteKash hoti tum mere paas..
Kash hoti tum mere paas..
Abhijeet bola "My God! 1 or laash!!
From Animesh..!!
ReplyDelete"aakhri chunauti"
kahi ye duniya ka khaatma to nhi
kahi ye duniya ka khaatma to nhi
kyunki...
Fredricks bola, "sir, kahi ye koi aatma to nhi"
From Animesh..!!
ReplyDeletejab maine us se apne ishq ka izhaar kiya,
to usne kuch yun kiya...
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acp bola khuni se, "batao, tumne ye khun kyu kiya?
Ma ne bete se kaha ,"Beta daru chhodo"
ReplyDeletewah wah .....
Ma ne bete se kaha ,"Beta daru chhodo"
wah wah .....
ACP ne Daya se kaha "Daya darwaza todo"
DUNIYA GOL KYUN HAI ...KYA AAPNE KABHI SOCHA HAI?
ReplyDeleteDUNIYA GOL KYUN HAI ...KYA AAPNE KABHI SOCHA HAI?
ARE DAYA...... LAASH KE SAR SE BADA TO USKA BOCHA HAI
ZAROOR ISME KOI LOCHA HAI
dominos ka pizza laya hun fata fat khaja...
ReplyDeletewah wah
Dominos ka pizza laya hun shatta shat khaja
ACP: Daya is darinde ko najron se dur leja n de de fasi ki saja
aaj nahaya nai kya be ..kyon itna khuja raha hai
ReplyDeleteaaj nahaya nai kya be ..kyon itna khuja raha hai
Fredricks saf saf bol kya hua ..kyon paheli bujha raha hai
By Varun..
ReplyDeleteb,u,t is but
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p,u,t is put
fredics ne kaha wo raha bhoot..!!
ACP pradyumn: DAYA, ye darwaza tod do..
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Wah wah..
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Daya ye darwaza tod do..
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Wah wah..
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DAYA: Sir, ye Refrigerator ka darwaza hai... Isse to chhod do.!!
ICECREAM KHAOGE TOH HOGI KHASI WAH WAH ICECREAM KHAOGE TOH HOGI KHASI ACP-TUMNE KHUN KIYA HAI AB TO TUMHE HOGI UMARKAID YA FANSI
ReplyDeleteKISI KE MUH PAR MAAT CHIKNA WAH WAH KISI KE MUH PAR MAAT CHIKNA ACP SAYS AB TUM JAIL MEIN BAITHKAR CHAKKI PISNA
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