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Latest cid shayari part 3

Latest cid shayari part 3




Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga....

Wah Wah...

Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga.....
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wah wah...

Daya says: wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga

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summer ke season me pado par aam hai

wah wah

summer ke season me pado par aam hai
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ACP Praduman says "tera to khel tamaam hai"

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ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI...

wah wah...

ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI...
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DAYA NE KAHA "SIR ZAROOR KISI NE CID KO PHSANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI !!!!!"


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Osama ka aatank america mei chaya tha....

wah wah...

Osama ka aatak america mei chaya tha...
...
Iska matlab DAYA "khooni balcony se aaya tha"

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Hindi mein kehte hain eeton ko bricks

Hindi mein kehte hain eeton ko bricks

Maar khaayega Daya ke haaton Ek din Fredericks

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Chali gayi hai light, band ho gaye Pankhe

Chali gayi hai light, band ho gaye Pankhe

Laash kya bataa rahi hai, Dr. Salunkhe

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Agar ye case solve nahi hua to barsaaenge humpe ACP sau kode,

Isliye O Daya,

kripaya aap ye darwaaza tode.

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Latest cid shayari part 2

Latest cid shayari part 2



CID -SUMMER special
Raat ke andhere me nikal pade the jasus(wah-wah)
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Raat ke andhere me nikal pade the jasus
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DAYA zara paata lagao,ye aam KESAR hai ya HAFUS


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pradyuman ne kaha khuni inme se koi ek hai,

daya ka dil toh bada nek hai;

par ab koi khuni bach nhi payega ,

kyonki daya ka haat toh bada tej hai.


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jetha ka pura nam jethalal chmpaklal gada.......

jetha ka pura nam jethalal chmpaklal gada.......

Daya akhir ye katil balkni me kese chada!!!


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ABCD me J ke baad aata hai K,..

wah wah...

ABCD me J ke baad aata hai K .....

Daya ne ACP se kaha Sir,i and abhijeet are GAY...

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Ishq ki khushiyon mein, har koi involve nhi ho sakta.

Ishq ki khushiyon mein, har koi involve nhi ho sakta.

Daya, lagta hai ye case solve nhi ho sakta........

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Chai ke sath khari bhi bikti hai,....
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Wah Wah
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Chai ke sath khari bhi bikti hai....
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...ye case itni asaan nahi jitni dikhti hai!!!

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ACP ke kehne pe Daya ne ek aur darwaza tod dala..

ACP ke kehne pe Daya ne ek aur darwaza tod dala..

aur colors pe maasa ne Jagiya ka dusra byaah kara dala.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010
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Latest cid shayari

Latest cid shayari


Agar ungliyaa hilao toh haat bhi hilega ..
wah wah…

Agar ungliyaa hilao toh haat bhi hilega ..

Daya, Abhijeet pata lagao, koi na koi suraag toh jaroor milega!
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maggi for breakfast ..
wah wah…

maggi for breakfast ,

ACP ne kaha daya katil k gadi ko chase karo fast.

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Aaj kaam mein mera mann kyun nahi lagta..
wah wah..

Aaj kaam mein mera mann kyun nahi lagta,

ACP bola – Daya yeh khooni sirf ek aadmi nahi ho sakta.
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Main Jadugar mera naam GOGA,

Main Jadugar mera naam GOGA,

DAYA tisra khoon jarur yahin pe HOGA !!!

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Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…
wah wah..

Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…

ACP ne kaha – Abhijeet, shayad ye kidnapping ka case hai…!!
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Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja…
wah wah..

pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja…

DAYA bola– ” Sir, Khooni toh bagh gaya, ye raha darwaza…!!!
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Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai ..

wah wah..
Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai

Acp ne kaha.. Daya Abhijeet.. Khooni isi kamre mein maujood hai…!
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Ladke udaay paise, grlfrnd kare maje ..
wah wah..

Ladke udaay paise grlfrnd kare maje ..

CID Shukrvaar raat dus baje..
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CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai…
wah wah….
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai…

“Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai”!!!
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Dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye..

Dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye.. !!!

Abhijeet…khooni toh yahi kahi chupa hona chaiye..!!
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Dhoni ne kaha sab timing se CATCH karo..
wah wah.

Dhoni ne kaha sab timing se CATCH karo.

ACP ne kaha Fredrick sabke Finger prints Match karo.!
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Disco main bajte hai gane gano main hoti hai dhun….

Disco main bajte hai gane gano main hoti hai dhun

Daya bola… Abhijeet ye dekho ek aur khoon.

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ghadi main baj gaye hai paune barah..

ghadi main baj gaye hai paune barah..

batao batao CID walo ki kis kis ne maara..
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Tum ko mai aapne aarmaan batau kaise..

Tum ko mai aapne aarmaan batau kaise…

Daya pehle pata lagao yeh hua kaise
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latest CID poor jokes : part 12

latest CID poor jokes : part 12



MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY
wah wah
MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY
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ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni

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Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi....

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Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo......
Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo......
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Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao.....

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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
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Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay !" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!

:p

8)

CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...

wah wah.....

CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
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"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!

9)

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'


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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
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ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro...........



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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
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shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
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Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

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Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."

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Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....

Waah...Waah...

Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
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Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao...."


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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!

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chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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wah wah
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chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai
khoon pe khoon

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Paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
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Paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
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Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........~!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, March 28, 2010
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latest CID poor jokes : part 11

latest CID poor jokes : part 11



Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

wah wah . . wah wah

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "

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Freddy ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....

Freddy ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai.....

Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

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Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......

Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......

Daya oaur Abhijit puri jagah chaan maaro...

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Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaku.....

Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaaku.....

"Thaare ko kya hua Anandi ke bapu?!!"

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Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........

Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........

ACP kehta Hai,
DAYA gadi tej chalao nahi to khuni bhag jayega.....

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Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha

wah wah

gaur farmaiga Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha ,

Iska matlab DAYA khoni balcony se aaya tha.

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khaane mein hai murgi ki haddi.....

wah wah...wah wah


khaane mein hai murgi ki haddi.....

daya bola ACP saab yeh hai khuni ki chaddi.....

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latest CID poor jokes : part 10

latest CID poor jokes : part 10



Aap hamesha khush rahe ye hamari duaa hai...

ACP Pradhyuman kehta hai..

khun isi ghar mein huaa hai!

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..

Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,

shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..

Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

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Sawan aaye to phool khilega,

takdir mein jo likha wo milega

"Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega!

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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.

Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

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surf excel ne kaha daag hote hain achche

surf excel ne kaha daag hote hain achche

abhijeet pata lagao

ad me kutte ke tarah kyu bhaagte hain bachche!

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mickey mouse hai toh donald duck hai

mickey mouse hai toh donald duck hai

daya

mujhe maali nai watchman pe shak hai

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Daanto ko chamkane ke liye market me hain dher saare Paste.

Daanto ko chamkane ke liye market me hain dher saare Paste.

ACP bolta hai tarika lelo puri family ki LIE-DETECTOR TEST.

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Mere best frnd ki biwi meri bhabi......

meri best frnd ki biwi meri bhabi......

kya Daya ke Qualis mein lagegi meri Activa ki chabi

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