latest CID poor jokes : part 12
latest CID poor jokes : part 12
MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY
wah wah
MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY
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ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni
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Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi....
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Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo......
Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo......
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Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao.....
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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
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Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay !" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!
:p
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CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...
wah wah.....
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
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"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'
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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
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ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro...........
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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
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shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
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Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!
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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!
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Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."
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Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
Waah...Waah...
Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
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Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao...."
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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!
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chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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wah wah
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chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai
khoon pe khoon
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Paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
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Paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
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Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........~!!!!!!!!!!
CID RETURNS ::
ReplyDeleteZINDAGI ME KISIKO PURI KHUSHI MILI HAI
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ZINDAGI ME KISIKO PURI KHUSHI MILI HAI
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DAYA GADI NIKALO EK AUR LAASH MILI HAI...
dard e dil ki dava nathi
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dard e dil ki dava nathi
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ACP says "daya jadya utar cycle me hava nathi!!!