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'Dum Maro Dum' CID MIX

Hey, Daya fir dekh raha hai..
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Aaj darwaza tod raha h, kal khidki todega..

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Aaj sabut dhoondh raha h, Kal khooni ko thokega..
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Aaj khooni goli mar raha hai..
Kal daya uski bandook khinchega..
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Khinchega ki nahi?? :P
cid shayari and some cid funny pics

cid shayari and some cid funny pics

Pathar pe Pathar... Aur Phool pe Phool.. Wah wah!! Pathar pe Pathar... Aur Phool pe Phool.. wah wah!! :D Daya ne Laat mara Aur DARWAZA Gul..! :)


What would've happened wen Acp's son was born. Acp wants confirmation in hospital Acp- Aakhir ye hua to hua kaise? Kuch to gadbud hai daya kuch to gadbud hai. Daya pata lagao k ye hua kaise. Daya-Haan sir mai cid k liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon apni jaan bhi de sakta hoon. Daya slaps the baby thrice , the baby falls in cid bureau... Baby rolls his fingers n tells- Tumne mujhe teen teen baar mara teen Din ab jail mein baitkar bachon ko marna phansi ka order aane tak! Abhijeet - my god ! Sir ye aap ki tarah hi bol raha hai . Dr salunke - Boss mai aisi baat bataunga ke aap teen teen baar phansi par chadjauge . DNA sample match hogaya yahi junior acp hai...


ACP Pradyuman: Salunkhe, X-ray dekhkar kya bata sakte ho? Salunkhe: Boss, is Aadmi ke paas marne se pehle do phephde the... :P
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Latest CID Jokes Funny PJs

Latest CID Jokes Hindi Shayari Funny PJs Salman Khan aajkal Katrina Kaif ko bahut MISS karta hai... :) wah wah!! Salman Khan aajkal Katrina Kaif ko bahut MISS karta hai... . . . Fredricks 2 ACP- Sir kya aapko pata hai!! Abhijeet roz Daya ko Jabardasti KISS karta hai... :-)
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latest cid jokes of 2011

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
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' Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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' Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.

Monday, August 16, 2010
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CID IN FOOTBALL FEVER

CID IN FOOTBALL FEVER


Ballack,Drogba,Kalou khelte hai Chelsea main;
Ballack,Drogba,Kalou khelte hai Chelsea main;
ACP Pradyuman : "Ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main"..



Manchester united mein khelta hain rooney .........

Manchester united mein khelta hian rooney.......

daya pata lagao aakhir kya chahta hain yeh khoonee!!!!!!!........
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Cid shayari 2

Cid shayari 2


Arz kiya hai......

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise........

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise..............

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise...!






Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .
Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!





Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

*Wah Wah Wah Wah*...Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!



Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
wah wah
Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
daya aru abhijit pura mumbai chan maro.



phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote haiwahhh wahhhhhh...
phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote hai
wahhh wahhhh
Abhijit bola:
"dr.Sarika hr insan ke fingrprint
alag ku hote hai!!!!"



Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'



ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai
ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai

ACP bola DAYA khuni kitna bhi chalak ho koin na koin suragh chodta hi hai
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