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Monday, August 16, 2010
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CID IN FOOTBALL FEVER

CID IN FOOTBALL FEVER


Ballack,Drogba,Kalou khelte hai Chelsea main;
Ballack,Drogba,Kalou khelte hai Chelsea main;
ACP Pradyuman : "Ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main"..



Manchester united mein khelta hain rooney .........

Manchester united mein khelta hian rooney.......

daya pata lagao aakhir kya chahta hain yeh khoonee!!!!!!!........
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Cid shayari 2

Cid shayari 2


Arz kiya hai......

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise........

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise..............

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise...!






Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .
Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!





Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

*Wah Wah Wah Wah*...Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!



Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
wah wah
Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
daya aru abhijit pura mumbai chan maro.



phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote haiwahhh wahhhhhh...
phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote hai
wahhh wahhhh
Abhijit bola:
"dr.Sarika hr insan ke fingrprint
alag ku hote hai!!!!"



Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'



ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai
ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai

ACP bola DAYA khuni kitna bhi chalak ho koin na koin suragh chodta hi hai
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Monday, June 7, 2010
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Latest cid shayari part 9

Latest cid shayari part 9



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keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe

keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe

ACP ne kaha… ab ya toh faasi chado… ya kaato puri zindagi jail mein..!

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jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai

jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai

Daya ne kaha…jaldi mooh kholo… warna humaare paas aur bhi tareeke hai…!

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mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro

mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro

khooni ne daya se kaha… main sab batata hoon..!! mujhe aur mat maaro…!

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humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai…

humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai…

abhijeet ne kaha..! shodiye salunkhe saab… hum tarika ji se pooch lete hai…!

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Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai

Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai

ACP- Abhijeet… In dono ka pakka koi chakkar hai….!

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East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?

East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?

ACP-daya Abhijeet.. Dono khoono ka pakka koi connection hai…!

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Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro

Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro

“Daya Aur Abhijit Aaspaas Ke Saara Ilaaka Chaan Maaro”

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Latest cid shayari part 8

Latest cid shayari part 8



Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..

Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..

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Madam darwaja kholiye, hum CID se aaye hai...

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Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…

Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…

ACP ne kaha – dhyaan se dekho Daya, kuch na kuch toh jarur milega…..!!!!


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Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…

Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…

ACP ne kaha – DAYA, khuni kitna bhi chalakh ho, kuch na kuch surag jarur chodta hai……..!!!!


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kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…

kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…

Fredicks ne Pradyuman se kaha – “Sir, Finger prints match ho gaye….!!! “


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usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise……..

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise…………..

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise…!


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Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.

Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .

Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!
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Latest cid shayari part 7

Latest cid shayari part 7



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Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai….

Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai…

Darwaza khol kar ACP pradyuman bola…”Daya, Katil Is Kamre me kahin Chupa ho sakta hai.?”

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Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…

Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…

Soch kya rahe ho daya?darwaza tod do..

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Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..

Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..wahh wahh

Toot gaya darwaza jab padi DAYA KI LaaT…!!!

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Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

ACP Pradyumna says- Daya, in sab ke fingerprints le lo!

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Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Mujhe khooni chahiye Abhijeet kisi bhi kimat par!

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Latest cid shayari part 6

Latest cid shayari part 6



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Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah wah

Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah Wah

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

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Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

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Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue
aur
Fredrick kya finger prints match hue???

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Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

oh my GOD abhijeet ek aur laash!!!

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Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye….. wahh wahh

Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye

ACP- Daya Abhijeet…. khooni yahan se bhaagne na paaye….!!

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Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….

Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….

Abhijeet ne kaha— Dr Salunkhe.!! TAUNT maarne ki zaroorat nahi..!!

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Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign.

Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign….

Abhijeet ne khooni se poocha… tumne usey kyun maara..? haieenn…?

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