CID WATCHIN OM SHANTI OM CID WATCHIN OM SHANTI OMITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI.....................ABHIJEET NE KAHA: SIR , ZAROOR KISI NE CID KO PHASANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI!!!!! ak at 3:52 PM 3 comments: Read More
Latest cid shayari part 8 Latest cid shayari part 8Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai....Madam darwaja kholiye, hum CID se aaye hai...----------------------------------------------------------------Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…ACP ne kaha – dhyaan se dekho Daya, kuch na kuch toh jarur milega…..!!!!----------------------------------------------------------------Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…ACP ne kaha – DAYA, khuni kitna bhi chalakh ho, kuch na kuch surag jarur chodta hai……..!!!!----------------------------------------------------------------kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…Fredicks ne Pradyuman se kaha – “Sir, Finger prints match ho gaye….!!! “----------------------------------------------------------------usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise……..usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise…………..DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise…!----------------------------------------------------------------Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!! ak at 3:49 PM 1 comment: Read More
Latest cid shayari part 7 Latest cid shayari part 7---------------------------------------------------------------Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai….Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai…Darwaza khol kar ACP pradyuman bola…”Daya, Katil Is Kamre me kahin Chupa ho sakta hai.?”---------------------------------------------------------------Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…Soch kya rahe ho daya?darwaza tod do..---------------------------------------------------------------Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..wahh wahhToot gaya darwaza jab padi DAYA KI LaaT…!!!---------------------------------------------------------------Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke kheloGarmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke kheloACP Pradyumna says- Daya, in sab ke fingerprints le lo!---------------------------------------------------------------Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat darAre yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat darMujhe khooni chahiye Abhijeet kisi bhi kimat par!--------------------------------------------------------------- ak at 3:47 PM No comments: Read More
Latest cid shayari part 6 Latest cid shayari part 6----------------------------------------------------------------Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaroWah wahKya ada kya jalwe tere paaroWah WahDaya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!----------------------------------------------------------------Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paarowah wahaDevdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paarowah wahaDaya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!----------------------------------------------------------------Cricket ke saare balls catch huewah wahCricket ke saare balls catch huewah wahCricket ke saare balls catch hueaurFredrick kya finger prints match hue???----------------------------------------------------------------Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akashwah wahYe hasin wadiya aur khula khula akashwah wahoh my GOD abhijeet ek aur laash!!!----------------------------------------------------------------Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye….. wahh wahhGaram garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaayeACP- Daya Abhijeet…. khooni yahan se bhaagne na paaye….!!----------------------------------------------------------------Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….Abhijeet ne kaha— Dr Salunkhe.!! TAUNT maarne ki zaroorat nahi..!!----------------------------------------------------------------Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign.Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign….Abhijeet ne khooni se poocha… tumne usey kyun maara..? haieenn…?---------------------------------------------------------------- ak at 3:44 PM No comments: Read More
Latest cid shayari part 5 Latest cid shayari part 5glycodin piyoge to door hogi khasiglycodin piyoge to door hogi khasiacp pradyuman bola tumhe to phansi hogi phansi.--------------------------------------------------------------Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahanWah WahMaine tumhein dhunda yahan wahanWah WahDaya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan.--------------------------------------------------------------Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala haiWah wahSaare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala haiWah wahACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai--------------------------------------------------------------Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor haiwah wahAaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor haiwah wahACP pradyuman, geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!! ak at 3:43 PM No comments: Read More
Latest cid shayari part 4 Latest cid shayari part 4Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai…wah wah ..Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai…wah wah ..Oh my GOD Daya, ye laash to buri tarah se jal chuki hai---------------------------------------------------------------Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage MogaWAH WAH ..Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage MogaWAH WAH ..ACP almaari ki side se sat kar bola, Khooni zarur yahin kharha Hoga--------------------------------------------------------------Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,WAH WAH ..Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,WAH WAH ..Iss bar Abhijit bola, Sir ye Aise Muh nahi Kholega------------------------------------------------------------Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada haiWah wahDuniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada haiWah wahACP Pradyuman bola , Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne hi khada hai.----------------------------------------------------------Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh haiDekho kitna pyaara khargosh haiDaya inko chhod do, ye dono NIRDOSH hai---------------------------------------------------------Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge,Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod dengeDR SALUKHE murde se bhi sach uglava lenge !!!--------------------------------------------------------Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiiiWah WahPhool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiiiWah WahDR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI… ak at 3:40 PM No comments: Read More
Ye Refrigerator ka darwaza he. Isse to chhod do Ye Refrigerator ka darwaza he. Isse to chhod doACP pradyumn: Daya, ye darwaza tod do. . .Wah wah . . Daya ye darwaza tod do. . . Wah wah . .Daya: Sir, ye Refrigerator ka darwaza he. Isse to chhod do. ak at 3:35 PM 2 comments: Read More