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Thursday, March 18, 2010
CID Funny Pictures

CID Funny Pictures

CID Funny Pictures








what if daya retires from cid and becomes a salesman?? this would be the situation lol!!
daya: darwaza kholo!!
man: dekho agar tum koi saleman ho to nikal jaao yaha se. Humein kuch nahi chahiye!!
daya: kya kaha? abhi dekhta hoon tujhe!!

daya breaks the door open:(thaad)

man: yeh kya kiya tumne?

daya: chalo jald se jald koogle search engine jo humara search engine ka software hain woh aap khareed lijiye!!
customer: lekin mujhe aapka koogle nahi chahiye!!
daya: dekho agar tumne humare koogle ki beijjati ki toh mein aapke baaki darwaaze bhi tod doonga!! baad mein door ka insurance mat mangna samjhe!! chalo jald se jald khareed lo!!

man: (angrily): nahi loonga!!

daya: lagta hai tujhe mere bhasha mein convince karna padega!
pphhhaaaattttt!!!!

man(after closing his broken door and holding a cd of koogle in one hand and holding the other hand on his swollen cheek):
lagta hai aaj kal ke salesman kaafi agressive aur convincing ho gaye hai)



daya(after coming out of the housing society singing to himself):pocket mein rocket hai pocket mein!!




cid's famous search engine which gives information about anything and everything in the world including people who don't even exist lolBig smile





who would win the match between raising their eyebrows?? the rock or acp pradyuman??of course our acp the ungli waale baba!!
he wins the eyebrow raising contest by 3 inches!!



the condition of a door after daya's encounter with it!!








acp's hand explaining the right hand rule!!




acp giving a constipated look!!

acp: kuch to gadbad hai (with his right hand rule ) kuch to gadbad hai jaroor hai!!

freddy: ha sir pata nahi chal raha hai yaha pe kya hua hai

acp: freddy mein is room ke baare mein nahi mere pet(stomach) ke baare mein bol raha hoon!! mere pet mein kuch to gadbad hai.
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CID ki shayari ka keher

CID ki shayari ka keher


Ajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai,
Ajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai,
Dr.Salunkhe ne bataya mout ka karan zeher hai


ACP:Meri gardan mein dard aur gale mein kharash hai,
Meri gardan mein dard aur gale mein kharash hai,
Oh my god daya yahan pe ek laash hai..
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CID aur RAMGARH ke SHOLAY

CID aur RAMGARH ke SHOLAY



Thakur ka khandaan ujaddne ke baad wo Gabbar ko pakadne ke liye CID ki madad maangta hai...

CID, apni purani khatara white SUV mein Ramgarh pahuchte hain. Gali gali mein sannata chhaya rehta hai, kyunki sab log Gabbar ke khauf se apne apne gharon mein chhup jaate hain.

Shaayad isiliye Raaaamlaaaal bhi kahin gaayab ho jaata hai.

ACP: Yahan itna sannata kyun hai bhai? Kuch to daal mein kaala hai, warna saare gaon wale yun doomdaba ke bhaag ke chhupte nahi.

Abhijit: Hain??? Lekin Sir...filmon mein to aksar yahi dikhate hain ki gaon wale darpok hote hai. Anjaan logon ke aate hi apne apne gharon mein chhup jaate hain. Toh phir...

ACP: Haan haan maalum hai. Abhijit, ab tum mujhe sikhaoge ki kya kehna chahiye?

Abhijit: Sorry Sir. Lekin sir, aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki gaon walon ko lagta ho ki unhe humse kisi tarah ka khatra ho, isiliye koi nazar nahi aa raha.

Dayanand: Nahi sir, mujhe to lag sab logon ko pata hai hum CID se hain. Isiliye chhup rahe hain. Main abhi sab ke darwaze todd kar sabko bahar nikaalta hoon.

ACP (ungliyan ghoomate hue): Nahi Daya, itne darwaze toddne ki koi zarurat nahi. Aur waise bhi, yeh saare darwaze bahut kamzor hain. Inhe to Freddy bhi phoonk maar kar todd dega. Chalo pehle chal ke us thakur ki khabar lete hain.

CID wale jaake Thakur ke ghar ka darwaze knock karte hain.

Thakur: Kaauuun???

ACP (chhati chowdi karke): Hum log CID se hain!!!

2-3 minute baad bhi Thakur darwaza nahi kholta.

ACP: Yeh Thakur ko kya ho gaya. Bathroom mein phisal to nahi gaya. Abhijit kuch to gadbad hai. Kuch to gadbad zarur hai. Daya... darwaza todd do...

Daya-the-darwaza-todd-champion ACP ko niraash nahin karta.

ACP: To tum ho Thakur!!!

Thakur: Yeh to koi bachcha bhi bata sakta hai, mere kate hue haath dekh kar

ACP: To tumne darwaza isiliye nahi khola, kyunki tumhare haath nahi hain.

Thakur: Bewakufon se sawaal mat puchho. Mere haath salamat hote to main iss Saand Daya ko darwaza kabhi toddne nahi deta. Raaamlaaal bhi pata nahi kahan bhaag gaya.

ACP: Hmmm... Abhijit-Daya jao... pata lagao Thakur ke haath kaat kar iski yeh haalat kisne ki?

Thakur: Iski koi zarurat nahi. Mujhe pata hai.

ACP: Hmmm... Thik hai... Abhijit-Daya jao... pata lagao ki Raaamlaaal kahan gayab ho gaya? Kahin use kisine kidnap to nahi kiya. Arre Thakur ko raj-marra ke kaam karne mein takleef hoti hogi. Ab dhoyega-sukhayega kaun?

Thakur: Iski bhi koi zarurat nahi. Mujhe pata hai. Shyaam hone tak wo aa jayega apne aap.

Abhijeet: OK!!! Lekin humne suna hain ki yahan kisi daaku ne aatank faila rakha hai. Hainn?

Thakur: Ye gaon mera hain, aur us daaku se bhi, main hi niptunga.

ACP (ungliya hilate hue): Kaanoon apne haath me loge toh jail me chakki peesni padegi samjhe? Oh Sorry!!! Main to bhool hi gaya tha. Tumhare to Gabbar ne haath hi kaat diye hain.

Thakur: A.C.P.... muh aur ungliya sambhaal kar baat kar samjha???

Abhijeet: My gawwd... Sir ye to seedhe dhamki de raha hai.

ACP: Rehne do Abhijit, iske haath paav baandh ke ise bureau le chalo. Zaroor daal me kuch kaala hai. Oh Sorry!!! Main to bhool hi gaya tha. Tumhare to Gabbar ne haath hi kaat diye hain. Abhijit iske sirf pair baandho aur CID le chalo.

Thakur: ACP!!! Loha garam ho gaya hai lagta hai hathoda maarna padega.



Alright guys... you are good to go i guess... think wild and let the CID-like mind of yours produce a story which can force CID ppl to create an episode over it.
Rohit and Sumesh... loha garam hai maar do hathoda!!!
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mein toh sirf iss darwaze ki chaabi dena chahta tha

mein toh sirf iss darwaze ki chaabi dena chahta tha


Acp and his team arrive at a house

ACP : daya, darwaza tod do!

daya: ok sir...

Vivek: nahi sir ek min ruk jaayiye!

ACP: vivek tumhe kya freddy ki hawa lag gayi...? agar zara bhi der hui toh woh khooni ladki ko maarkar ...bhaag jayga..! to daya: ..jaldi todo daya

vivek: lekin sir...

ACP: vivek tum bahar jaao...
(daya breaks the door THAAD)

ACP: ( sees the lash )arre khooni apna kaam karke bhaag gaya

daya: humein aane mein der ho gayi sir..

ACP: yeh sab vivek ki wajah se hua hai darwaza tod ne mein der laga di usne...

yells at vivek:

dekha!! tumhari dakhalandazi ka nateeja?


vivek: but sir...... mein toh sirf iss darwaze ki chaabi dena chahta tha...!
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CID VS Sunny Deol

CID VS Sunny Deol

Sunny (shouting on the top of his voice) : aaaayyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!...tum mujhe aise arrest nahi kar sakte, mujhe mere papa se baat karni hai!!

Abhijeet : Papa se kyu baat karni hai??haeinnn??

Sunny : Tum shayad jaante nahi mere papa ko....kutto ka khoon peene mein expert hai!!

Fredrix : Sir, isse chhod do....mujhe to lagta hai iska baap vampire hai!!

ACP : chup raho fredrix nahi to naukri se haath dho baithoge......

Daya : Sach sach batao ki 29 taarikh ki raat ko tum kaha the??

Sunny : taarikh pe taarikh....taarikh pe taarikh....taarikh pe taarikh...main us taarikh ko apne farm house pe tha!!

Abhijeet : tumhari saari family sirf kutto ko hi target karti hai kya??...haeinnn?

Sunny : Zabaan sambhaalo....ye dhaai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padta hai, to aadmi uth ta nahi...uth jaata hai!!!

ACP : woh sab to thik hai, tumne balwantraai ke kutte ko mara....fir tumhara baap uska khoon pee gaya...kuch to gadbad zaroor hai!!

Daya : sir, mujhe lagta hai iske ghar pe raid marte hai...zaroor kutto ki haddiya milengi!

ACP : iske baap ko to hum baad mein dekhenge....pehle isse to nipat le!

Abhijeet : sach sach batao kyu mara tumne balwantraai ke kutte ko? haeinn?? mard hote hue ek aisi harkat karme ke tym pe tumhe sharam nahi aayi??

Sunny(shouting) : mard banne ka itna shock hai to kutton ka sahara laina chod de kutiya...doosron ka sahara woh leta hai jiski hadiyon mein paani bhara hota hai

ACP : ohh my gawdd! ye aise nahi maanega...daya, isse apni bhaasha mein samjhao!

Daya comes forward and gives his one tight slap (PHATTTTT!!!)

Sunny(crying) : Haa, maine hi balwantraai ke kutte ko maara hai...

ACP : Kyu mara tumne usse itna be-rehmi se?

Sunny : Usne meri mercedes ke pichhe wale tyre pe susu kar di!!

ACP : my gawd! tumhe to umar kaid ki saza hogi....fir susu karte rehna jail mein!!

ACP,"Abhijeet ab hume isske papa ko doondhna hoga..aakhir isme unka bhi haath hai.."

Abhijeeet,"Yes Sir..kyonki Sunny to paagal ho gaya hai..sirf Tareeka pe Tareeka (ACP O-o)..mera matlab hai tareek pe tareek bol raha hai.."

ACP,"Abhijeet..yeh pyaar ka chakkar tum baad me khelo..pehle ek kaam karo..tum jaake Sunny ko interrogate karo..kuch to pata chalega..Daya,Tasha..tum petshop mein jaake check karo..ki koi aadmi zyaada kutte leke gaya hain kya.."

Abhijeet,"Lekin Sir..woh galli ki kutte bhi pakad sakte hain.."

ACP,"Hmmm..ho sakta hai..lekin galli ke kutto ko rabies ho sakta hai..woh gandhe ho sakte hai..aur Dharam ke paas itne paise bhi nahi honge ki woh kutte ko injection de.."... See More

Fredericks,"Lekin Sir woh to filmstar hai!! Unki paas to bahut pasie hain..meri wife kehti hai ki main bhi superstar ban sakta hoon.."

ACP,"Haan Fredeericks..zaroor ban sakte ho..lekin iss case ke baad..aur Sunny..Dharam ne paanch saal mein ek bhi film nahi ki..to ho sakta hai..ki woh petshop jaake kutt kidnap karte ho..Viek..tum jaake police records check karo..dekho kisine missing dogs ki report likhi hai kya.."

Daya and Tasha go to petshops..and finally see one at which a curly haired woman is saying no to all the dogs..(Vodafone ad)

Daya,"Madam..yeh aap kya kar rahi hai?"

Woman,"main? Sabzi kharid rahi hoon.."

Daya,"Heiiinnnnn.."

Woman,"Dogs ki dukaan mein dogs hi milenge na..waise aap kaun?"

Tasha,"Hum CID se hain.."

Woman,"C-C-C-C-CID!!"

Daya,"Haan.."

Woman finally selects a dog and goes (Vodafone ad)

Tasha,"Sir..aapko kuch ajeeb nahi laga?"

Daya,"Kya?"

Tasha,"Sir usne achche dogs reject kiye aur ek ganda curly dog leke gayi..."

Daya,"Chalo..uska peecha karte hai.."

They follow her to her house..she goes in..comes out and leaves..

Tasha,"Sir..woh to gayi ab hum uska ghar check kar sakte hai.."

Daya,"Chalo.."

Tasha,"Darwaza band hai...Sir.."

Daya,"To kya?"

SLAM!!
Daya and Tasha go in..and they immediately call Abhijeet..and tell him to come here..

Abhijeet enters the house..

Abhijeet,"MY GAWD!!"

Daya,"Main bhi yehi bolne wala tha..alekin yeh to tumhara dialogue hai.."

Abhijeet,"Itne saare kutto ki hadiyan.."

Daya,"Mujhe to lagta hai yeh ladki hi Dharam ke liye kutte laati hogi.."

Abhijeet,"Inhe Forensic lab le jaate hai.."

At Forensic..

Dr.Salunkhe,"Boss..maine sab check kar liya hai..yeh kutto ki hi haddiyan hai.."

ACP,"Aur kuch? Yeh to hume pata tha.."

Dr.Salunkhe,"Lekin kya aap ko yeh maloom tha ki yeh kutte pehle maare gaye..phir inka khoon peeya gaya tha.."

ACP (from O-o to O-O),"Kya!??"

Dr.Salunkhe,"Haan ACP saab..inn kutto ki bones pe lage thode se flesh ko maine ANTD kiya to mujhe pata chala ki inka flesh bahut sukha hai..aur khoon bahut kam.."

Abhijeet,"Mujhe to kuch gadbad lag rahi hai Sir.."

ACP,"Haan..mujhe bhi..aur iss gadbad ka ilaaj sirf uss ladki ke paas hain.."

They go back to the house..a new door has been installed..

Abhijeet,"Daya..darwaza band hai!!"

Daya,"Naya darwza!! (Yippee!! Yay!! mann mein ladoo phut rahe hai)

SLAM!

Woman is standing dangerously with a gun in one hand and a dog in another..

Woman,"Aage mat aana nahi to main iss kutte ko maar doongi.."

Abhijeet,"Dekho..gun neeche rakho..hum baat karte hai."

Woman,"Nahi..jabse Sholay dekhi..tab se dekhna chahti thi kutte ka khoon ka kaisa hota hai..aaj jab main itne kutto ka khoon pee chuki ho..tab mujhe aadat si ho gayi.."

Daya,"Tum kutto ke khoon se addicted ho!!"

Woman,"Haan!! Main addicted hoon!!"

In the meantime Vivek appears from the window..grabs the gun and a fight ensues..

Abhijeet,"Batao..tumhara Dharam ji ke saath kya connection hai?"

Woman,"Nahi.."

Tasha,"nahi batayegi.." Slap!!

Woman,"ACP Sir..main hi Dharam hoon.."

ACP (again from O-o to O-O),"MY GAWD!!'

Abhijeet,"Heiinnn.."

Daya (removing his hands from his pockets),"Tum Dharamendra ho!!"

Woman,"Haan..jab mujhe film nahi mil rahi thi..tab mere paas paise bhi nahi the..isiliye maine socha ki agar main ek khoobsurat ladki ban jaao to mujhe roles bhi milenge aur main kutte bhi kharid sakoongi kam price mein..isiliye maine face mask lagakar ladki banne ka naatak kiya.."

ACP,"Ab to tumhe faansi hogi faansi..aur woh bhi kutto ke khilaaf jurm karne ke liye..PETA tumhari khatiya khadi kar denge..ab jail mein baithke chuhoon ka khoon peena seekh lena..wohi milenge.."
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Abhijeet got a chance to break open a door

Abhijeet got a chance to break open a door


For once, Abhijeet got a chance to break open a door. He walks backwards, as if he is going to rush forward and kick open the door in style and beat Daya at his own game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aage kya hota hai...aap khud hi dekh lijiye.
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