latest CID poor jokes : part 9

ghumne se aata hai mazaa ..

ghumne se aata hai mazaa...

acp ne kaha tumhe to hogi maut ki sazaaaaa

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lagi hain aag har taraf shor hai.....

lagi hain aag har taraf shor hai.....

acp ne kaha.....katil koi aur hai.....

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students ko nai lagta examz se ab darr.....

wah wah

students ko nai lagta examz se ab darr......

ACP to abhijeet : ye suicide hai yah murder ????

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dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye.....

dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye....

Abhijeet : khooni toh yahi kahi chupa hona chaiye..!!!!!

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chahe cricket ball ho ya footbal hum catch nahi karte,

chahe cricket ball ho ya footbal,hum catch nahi karte,

acp sahab ye fingerprints match nahi karte

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devdas se milne gayi paro

devdas se milne gayi paro

fredricks tum joke mat maro!!

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Paani ko freezer me rakhne se hota hai baraf....

Paani ko freezer me rakhne se baraf...

Abhijeet tum is taraf jao aur Daya tum us taraf.

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Dhoop bahut hai , Chata lagao ......

Dhoop bahut hai , Chata lagao ......

Yeh criminal kidhar chupa hai , Abhijeet pata lagao !!!!!!

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Raat ke pehlu mein chand sitare chaye hai..

Raat ke pehlu mein chand sitare chaye hai..

Madam darwaza khol do hum C.I.D se aaye hai..

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