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latest CID poor jokes : part 11

latest CID poor jokes : part 11



Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

wah wah . . wah wah

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "

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Freddy ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....

Freddy ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai.....

Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

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Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......

Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......

Daya oaur Abhijit puri jagah chaan maaro...

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Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaku.....

Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaaku.....

"Thaare ko kya hua Anandi ke bapu?!!"

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Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........

Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........

ACP kehta Hai,
DAYA gadi tej chalao nahi to khuni bhag jayega.....

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Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha

wah wah

gaur farmaiga Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha ,

Iska matlab DAYA khoni balcony se aaya tha.

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khaane mein hai murgi ki haddi.....

wah wah...wah wah


khaane mein hai murgi ki haddi.....

daya bola ACP saab yeh hai khuni ki chaddi.....

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57 comments:

  1. 7777April 10, 2010 at 4:19 AM

    me hoon crimemaster mera naam he goga.......

    me hoon crimemaster mera naam he goga......

    ACP pradyuman bole- Daya Abhijeet dhundo khooni kahi aaspass hi hoga..

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  2. Amol KaleApril 11, 2010 at 2:50 AM

    nice one 7777

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  3. kishanMay 8, 2010 at 7:00 AM

    Water or Sky Ka Color Blue Hai. wah wah. . . Water or Sky Ka Color Blue Hai. wah wah . Dr.Salunkhe Says : IsS Lash Ko To Swine Flu Hai. --------------------------------------

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  4. suhailJuly 1, 2010 at 8:40 AM

    aaj may nahin aaj to june hai

    aaj may nahin aaj to june hai

    acp sir yahan par to khoon hai

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  5. AnonymousAugust 21, 2010 at 4:08 AM

    these are sick and so are you

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  6. ronAugust 21, 2010 at 4:13 AM

    cid is the funniest show in the world

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  7. AnonymousAugust 21, 2010 at 4:21 AM

    i totally disagree with ron even though i am related to him

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  8. thedeathvallyAugust 21, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    @ron, I totally agree with you !

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    I want to meet you CID ke team ko

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  10. Amaan DanielOctober 2, 2010 at 9:13 AM

    khuni ke sar par he savar khun ka saya....wahwahwah

    khuni ke sar par he savar khun ka saya....wahwahwACP says; daya 2 min ruk mai zara mut ke aaya

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  11. Rakesh NagbhidkarOctober 3, 2010 at 1:32 AM

    Tanhaai mein satiti hai uski YAAD aise..

    Tanhaai mein satati hai uski YAAD aise....

    DAYAA, pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM HUI TO HUI KIASE ??

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  12. AllwynOctober 17, 2010 at 6:26 AM

    jungle mei Lash ban gaee BHOOT!


    jungle mei Lash ban gaee BHOOT!
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    Daya bola :
    Bhaago BHENCHOD cid KI MAA KI cHUUT.


    http://www.facebook.com/allwynrockz

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  13. Death_LordzzOctober 22, 2010 at 2:43 AM

    Nach meri Bulbul tujhe paisa milega....
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    ..
    Nach meri Bulbul tujhe paisa milega....
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    Hum CID se Hai apni jagah se koi nahi hilega...
    B-)

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  14. AnonymousNovember 9, 2010 at 6:34 AM

    You all are sick!!!!!!!! idiots. i like the whole C.I.D team.

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  15. AnonymousNovember 9, 2010 at 6:40 AM

    And please dont tell anything about Abhijeet, i love him!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. AnonymousNovember 17, 2010 at 11:08 PM

    khooni cid ko dehk kar bola chalo ab yahan se khisko
    wah wah wah wah
    Khooni cid ko dehkar kar bola chalo ab yahan se khisko tabhi laash uthkar boli:'It's the time to disco

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  17. JACKSONNovember 18, 2010 at 3:32 AM

    dhoni aur saif kahte hai lays khao
    wah wah
    dhoni aur saif kahte hai lays khao
    ACP-daya gaadi aur tej bhagao

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  18. AnonymousNovember 24, 2010 at 4:29 AM

    A FOR APPLE
    B FOR BANANA
    A.C.P NE KAHA DAYA GOLI MAT CHALANA

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  19. arun guptaNovember 30, 2010 at 6:38 AM

    pakistaniyon apni aadat chodr do
    wah-wah

    pakistaniyon apni aadat chodr do
    wah-wah

    ACP ne kaha : DAYA DARWAZA TOD DO

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  20. DHISHKYAU DHISHKYAUDecember 11, 2010 at 8:08 AM

    EK PAL KATTI, DOOJE PAL BATTI

    WAH WAH




    EK PAL KATTI... DOOJE PAL BATTI...

    WAH WAH ......




    DAYA KO DEKHKAR NIKAL GAYI CHOR KI TATTI

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  21. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 6:18 AM

    Pass kare Ronaldo goal kare Rooney
    wah wah
    Pass kare Ronaldo Goal kare Rooney
    Daya aur Abhijit wo raha khoni

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    A B C D E F G H I J Ke bad hai K
    A B C D E F G H I J Ke bad hai K


    Daya bola.." me and Abhijeet are Gay "

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  23. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    daya darwaza todne gaya

    pehli bar darwaza nahi toota

    fir ander se awaaz ayi ye rajnikant ka ghar hai.

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  24. KartikMarch 14, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    Daya bola jab thapard maro tho sabke piano bajne lag ta hai , fredrick ke bivi boli jab mein fredrick ke jhado maron tu uski golian bajne lakti hai...

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  25. kumudMarch 15, 2011 at 1:58 AM

    cid rocks & team is osom

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  26. AnonymousMarch 21, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    nahi hota ye roz roz
    wah wah
    nahi hota ye roz roz
    ki abhijeet ne tarika to dita rose

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  27. AnonymousMarch 21, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    ramta ramta thaki gyo arun lal,wah,ramta ramta thaki gyo arun lal,acp:dya:tari aa bhangar shayri o thi to mare padi gai tal.

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  28. AnonymousMarch 21, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    door se dekha to vo hame farishtey lagte he.wah wah.acp:daya:riste me to ham tumare bap lagte he.

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  29. tekken loverMarch 22, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    ACP BOLA DAYA DARWAZA NAI TUT RA TOH MARO HATORA WAH WAH ACP BOLA DAYA DARWAZA NAI TUT RA TOH MARO HATORA.......DAYA BOLA CHUP ACP TERI BHEN KA LOUDA

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  30. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    ^^^ BWAHAHAHAHAAAAHA ROFL =))

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  31. AnonymousMarch 26, 2011 at 2:26 AM

    MIHIR SHAH SAID

    BARIS KA EK ZOKA AA GAYA

    WAH! WAH! WAH!

    BARIS KA EK ZOKA AA GAYA

    DAYA CHAL KHANE APNA TIFIN AA GAYA

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  32. ChaitraMarch 27, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    DAYA KA THAPAD KABHI FAIL NAHI HOTA

    WAH! WAH! WAH!

    DAYA KA THAPAD KABHI FAIL NAHI HOTA

    JISNE BHI JURM KIYA USE JAIL HI HOTA

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  33. AnonymousMarch 27, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    DEKHO AAJ HAI HALF MOON

    DEKHO AAJ HAI HALF MOON
    FREDRICKS BOLA ACP SIR YAHAN HAI KHOON

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  34. dhavalApril 5, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    DAYA KE DARR SE KHUNI NE DARWAZA KHULA HI CHHOD DIYA.........

    WAH WAH........

    DAYA KE DARR SE KHUNI NE DARWAZA KHULA HI CHHOD DIYA......
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    DAYA BHI CHALAK THA.. VAPIS KADI LAGA KE DARWAZA TOD DIYA....

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  35. sidApril 8, 2011 at 2:46 AM

    Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…

    Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…





    DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..

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  36. sidApril 8, 2011 at 2:48 AM

    Rakhi ka swyambar toota.. jaa kar usko jod do..

    Rakhi ka swyambar toota.. jaa kar usko jod do..

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  37. asil shaikhApril 24, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    IPL ka nasha logo par chaya he
    IPL ka nasha logo par chaya he
    14 sall se CID ka DAYA ek he qualise chala raha he

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  38. neelApril 25, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    marathi me kahte he mami ko Aai


    marathi me kahte he mami ko Aai



    daya pata lagao goli kis ne chalai

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  39. AnonymousApril 27, 2011 at 2:55 AM

    kal se meri gardan main kharash hai!!!

    WAH WAHH!!

    kal se meri gardan main kharash hai

    OH MY GOD SIR wahan pe laash hai!!!

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  40. AnonymousApril 28, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    Pak ke har ka jimmedar Razzak hai...

    Pak ke har ka jimmedar Razzak hai...


    ACP: Aapko kya laga behenji? ye sab mazzak kai?...

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  41. uditMay 6, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    Ho aati rahegi bahare....
    waah waah...
    Ho aati rahegi bahare....
    Daya Bechara tod na saka darwaza nind ke mare

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  42. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    ek tarf abhijeet aur ek taraf daya
    wah wah wah wah
    ek taraf abhijeet aur ek tarf daya
    ACP bola:arre khooni yaahan se bhag ke kaise gaya

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  43. uditMay 6, 2011 at 5:50 AM

    Be vaja kisi par iljaam mat lagao
    waah waah.....
    Be vaja kisi par iljaam mat lagao
    ACP Pradyuman bola Daya jara mere liye 1 cup chai magao

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  44. uditMay 6, 2011 at 5:55 AM

    Tumhari Yaad main dhadakta hai jiya
    waah waah waah waah
    Tumhari Yaad main dhadakta hai jiya
    ACP Pradyuman bola: Daya pata lagao aakhir ye khoon kiya to kisne kiya

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  45. uditMay 6, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    Das me Das dalo to hote hai Bees
    waah waah
    Das me Das dalo to hote hai Bees
    Katil ACP ke samne bola muje maaf kar dijiye sar
    PLEASE

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  46. uditMay 6, 2011 at 6:25 AM

    ek aur ek hote hai do

    ek aur ek hote hai do

    ACP bola Daya Uske Per pe Goli Chalado

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  47. uditMay 6, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    Zindagi na jaane kyo udass hai..

    waah waah...

    Zindagi na jaane kyo udass hai..

    Dayane bahut kaam kiya isliye use lagi pyass hai

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  48. AnonymousMay 11, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    Pranam said
    ACP ne kaha:-daya dharwaza tod do.
    Daya ne kaha:-nehi sir ander abhijeet aur tarika ka first night chal raha hei.

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  49. AnonymousMay 11, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    pranam said,

    ACP ne kaha:-har log daya ka fan hona chayiye.

    Abhijeet ne kaha :- sir agar har log daya ka fan huva to fir daya ka ghar me A.C kyu.

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  50. AnonymousMay 22, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    u r right Anony.......

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  51. AnonymousMay 25, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    garam chai peena sa mooh mein padata hai chala
    wah wah
    garam chai peena sa mooh mein padata hai chala
    fredricks ki baat sun kar acp bola hai bhagvan mujhe utha la

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  52. AnonymousMay 25, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    jo khicti jaya woh rabad hai
    wah wah
    jo khicti jaya woh rabad hai
    acp na kaha kuch to gadbad hai

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  53. shobha guptaMay 25, 2011 at 8:35 AM

    log kahte hai saali to hati adhi gharwali hai
    wah wah
    log kahte hai saali to hati adhi gharwali hai
    abhijeet ne kaha yahan to puri daal hi kali hai

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  54. shobha guptaMay 25, 2011 at 8:35 AM

    jo khicti jaya woh rabad hai
    wah wah
    jo khicti jaya woh rabad hai
    acp na kaha kuch to gadbad hai

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  55. shobha guptaMay 25, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    garam chai peena sa mooh mein padata hai chala
    wah wah
    garam chai peena sa mooh mein padata hai chala
    fredricks ki baat sun kar acp bola hai bhagvan mujhe utha la

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  56. shobha guptaMay 25, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    sachi dosti kabhi todo nahin,usa ek naya mod do
    wah wah
    sachi dosti kabhi todo nahin,usa ek naya mod do
    acp na kaha daya darwaja tod do

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  57. kushalJune 28, 2011 at 2:17 AM

    sachin ne cricket me mare he baahot se chake,

    waah waah, sachin ne cricket me mare he baahot se chake, waah waah, .ACP TO DAYA:MUBA RAKHO, TUMHE HOYE hai bahoot se bache...

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