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Thursday, March 18, 2010

CID Funny Pictures

CID Funny Pictures








what if daya retires from cid and becomes a salesman?? this would be the situation lol!!
daya: darwaza kholo!!
man: dekho agar tum koi saleman ho to nikal jaao yaha se. Humein kuch nahi chahiye!!
daya: kya kaha? abhi dekhta hoon tujhe!!

daya breaks the door open:(thaad)

man: yeh kya kiya tumne?

daya: chalo jald se jald koogle search engine jo humara search engine ka software hain woh aap khareed lijiye!!
customer: lekin mujhe aapka koogle nahi chahiye!!
daya: dekho agar tumne humare koogle ki beijjati ki toh mein aapke baaki darwaaze bhi tod doonga!! baad mein door ka insurance mat mangna samjhe!! chalo jald se jald khareed lo!!

man: (angrily): nahi loonga!!

daya: lagta hai tujhe mere bhasha mein convince karna padega!
pphhhaaaattttt!!!!

man(after closing his broken door and holding a cd of koogle in one hand and holding the other hand on his swollen cheek):
lagta hai aaj kal ke salesman kaafi agressive aur convincing ho gaye hai)



daya(after coming out of the housing society singing to himself):pocket mein rocket hai pocket mein!!




cid's famous search engine which gives information about anything and everything in the world including people who don't even exist lolBig smile





who would win the match between raising their eyebrows?? the rock or acp pradyuman??of course our acp the ungli waale baba!!
he wins the eyebrow raising contest by 3 inches!!



the condition of a door after daya's encounter with it!!








acp's hand explaining the right hand rule!!




acp giving a constipated look!!

acp: kuch to gadbad hai (with his right hand rule ) kuch to gadbad hai jaroor hai!!

freddy: ha sir pata nahi chal raha hai yaha pe kya hua hai

acp: freddy mein is room ke baare mein nahi mere pet(stomach) ke baare mein bol raha hoon!! mere pet mein kuch to gadbad hai.
at

73 comments:

  1. Vipul DadhichMarch 23, 2010 at 7:17 AM

    who is this brilliant mind behind this! super comedian

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  2. mansiApril 5, 2010 at 3:36 AM

    hi how are you what are you doing

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  3. kartikMay 8, 2010 at 3:09 AM

    nice work....

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  4. AnonymousJune 10, 2010 at 8:59 AM

    nice pics i think some more funny pics should be added espiacially daya

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  5. jhfjdeJune 20, 2010 at 7:43 AM

    acp kuttaaaaaa

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  6. AnonymousJune 26, 2010 at 1:47 AM

    this site is disgusting

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  7. devvJuly 3, 2010 at 11:37 PM

    cid pagal chhutiya hain saale harami darwaja hi todte rehte hain daya ko aur kuch kaam nahi hain

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  8. AnonymousJuly 31, 2010 at 4:47 AM

    daya bhalu
    acp kutta
    abhijit bandar
    fedrix gadha
    sachin camel
    vivek chuha
    muskan billi
    sare janvar bhare rakhe he cid me.

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  9. AnonymousAugust 11, 2010 at 1:48 AM

    C.I.D is the best...no doubt...

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2010 at 8:52 AM

    hi my name is vibhav Iam a scientist in u.s.a.I came india last week.when i watched the cid website ifound this brilliant jokes,i liked this jokes especially of a.c.p

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2010 at 3:11 AM

    madar chodo dont insult cid and their characters

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2010 at 8:25 AM

    u cant play this characters so dont insult cid

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    fuck

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  14. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2010 at 11:43 AM

    bhen ke lodo ko sharam nahi aati

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  15. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2010 at 6:24 AM

    my name is rohan. i like this very much and everyone in my school says me A.C.P

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  16. AnonymousOctober 9, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    cid is the program which is best and the word daya darwaza thod do is nice and abhijeet,acp,daya,fredriocks,vivek,sachin,sonali,tasha are also good in that characters

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  17. maieshaOctober 11, 2010 at 6:25 AM

    Cid is the best program ever seen

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  18. maiesha malihaOctober 11, 2010 at 6:29 AM

    a.c.p is the best like everyone abhijeet ,daya vivek, fredricks ,tasha ,sachin ,sonali, tarika saluke and kajal.

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  19. moshaOctober 12, 2010 at 1:27 AM

    daya darwaza maat tod de na varna khani paregi maar

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  20. A AnantOctober 23, 2010 at 2:49 AM

    maine isse badiya aur overacting aaj ke pahle kabhi nahi dekha hain na hi suna hain. to aap log ek kaam karo, yeh CID chod kar koi naya circus join kar lo. waha jyada maja aayega.

    Gaad Main Dum Nahi
    Hum kisse se kum nahi.

    Yeh CID main ekdum satik baittha hain.

    Gaad Phate to phate Lekin TRP na Gathe.

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  21. AnonymousNovember 18, 2010 at 9:16 AM

    i like c.i.d very very much

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  22. AnonymousNovember 18, 2010 at 9:18 AM

    what is the real name of daya

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  23. AnonymousNovember 29, 2010 at 11:50 PM

    CID is the best program on sony tv i have never missied any episode of CID I like Abhijeet And Vivek the most

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  24. AnonymousDecember 2, 2010 at 7:40 AM

    it's a very gud program..................

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  25. AnonymousDecember 3, 2010 at 1:17 AM

    i like vivek and tasha the most

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  26. AnonymousDecember 3, 2010 at 1:23 AM

    i willnot leave daya bcoz he once slaped me

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  27. Nirav KaneriyaDecember 13, 2010 at 3:49 AM

    hiiiiiii

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  28. AnonymousDecember 19, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    baba kehte hain hain ghar chodo
    ma kehti hai hai zid chod do,
    paro kehti hai sharaab chod do
    but
    acp pradyuman kehta hai daya darwaza chod do

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  29. AnonymousDecember 23, 2010 at 2:36 AM

    daya u r awesome awesomer awesomest in the world dont listen to any 1 criticising u ok love u

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  30. OnfireJanuary 10, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    CID My Favorite Program and I like Daya

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  31. nikhil virmaniJanuary 15, 2011 at 4:04 AM

    i love you cid team

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  32. praveenJanuary 17, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    its a nice programe full of thrill and suspance its needs brain to understand dis programme u dirty fellows.agar kisi ko indpire nain kar sakte to kisi mki besti karne ka bi haq nai hona chahiye aapko. understand.....!!!!!!!!!

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  33. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    hey sab achha hay kuch aur post karthe rahne

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  34. SHAHIDlovesCIDJanuary 20, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    acha hai per bi daya sir is the best i loves daya sir}

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  35. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2011 at 2:12 AM

    are nhi yaar "THE ROCK" ki shakal "ROHIT SHETTY" se milti hai

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  36. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    kya baat h wonderful dialogues

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  37. prachiJanuary 25, 2011 at 3:34 AM

    lovely jokes try sending some more
    I'm loving it
    parapapapa

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  38. HARSH PATELJanuary 26, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    like 3-khan's of bollywood makes people crazy behind them, here ACP, ABHIJIT & Especially DAYA are 3 main pillers of cid....i'd like to see them more & more to solve d cases... keep it up....

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  39. vipin my nameJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    i will hope you can selected my picture..
    TERA KYA HOGA BE KALIYA..............
    DYA DARWAZA MAT TODNA.......IT'S SONG
    DYA JAG JAYEGA......
    SISWA BAZAR ...FOR VIPIN& SIDDU COMPANY

    THANK'S
    DIRECTOR'S & PRODUCETOR
    VIPIN
    & SIDDU

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  40. gurmeetJanuary 29, 2011 at 4:16 AM

    I like this show.............but not acp praduman..........sara din ungli ghumane k siwa aur koi kaam hi nahi.......

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  41. MISHAFebruary 1, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    C.I.D IS THE SECOND NAME OF FOUNTAIN HOUSE

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  42. MUNNIFebruary 1, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    A.C.P KI FINGER NA HOTI TO ABHIJIT KO MOQA MILL JATA.

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  43. KATRINA KAIFFebruary 1, 2011 at 8:12 AM

    A.C.P - Budha choa
    ABHIJIT - Chui boothi wala
    DAYA - Hatthi ka abba
    FREDRIC - Biwi ka chamcha
    VIVEK - Dandi
    SACHIN - Giddher singh
    Dr.SALUKHE - Chooti bandaria
    SONALI - Chooori boothi
    TARIKA - Choohi boothi wali
    TASHA - Nakkami baala
    KAJOL - Kutti boooothi

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  44. A.C.PFebruary 1, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS

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  45. TARIKAFebruary 1, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    Daya ko dance ka chaska kis ne dia, 15 days me hi
    out ho gaya

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  46. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2011 at 5:00 AM

    cid wale madarchod hain
    maa k laude acp ki gaand mein danda de do fir cid ki ma ki choot chir do
    aur daya ki jhalak dekh k usse munni mein dance karwao
    sab k sab lodu hain bhen k laude

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  47. harshitFebruary 25, 2011 at 5:02 AM

    mujhe taarika aur muskaan k saath sex karna hai

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  48. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2011 at 6:02 AM

    hi i am aviral
    i lked your post it is awesome+great =




    grawesome

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  49. AnonymousMarch 19, 2011 at 10:59 PM

    daya i love you

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  50. AnonymousApril 5, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    I like cid team
    and I like forensic team also
    I LIKE YOU DAYA

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  51. lakshyaApril 5, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    I like cid

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  52. AnonymousApril 7, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    CID is better than CSI Miami ...
    And this site rocks ..
    Keep it up guys ..:)

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  53. dependerApril 7, 2011 at 4:45 AM

    i like CID i love A.C.P PRADUMAN.......

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  54. AnonymousApril 15, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    hey i love have sex
    my fig is 35 25 34.my name is raksha i wish someone like daya would fuck me .i ould also suck his penis free and masturbate.call me on 9869649409

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  55. ALOKApril 20, 2011 at 3:30 AM

    Daya bhaiya I love you
    ALOK PANDEY

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  56. AnonymousApril 20, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    Hey.......... CID is not TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bad Bt It Is Very overacting...........

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  57. AnonymousApril 29, 2011 at 1:08 AM

    goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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  58. AnonymousMay 8, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    fuck

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  59. AnonymousMay 22, 2011 at 5:40 AM

    ye nakli katarina kaif to gadhe ki oalat hi

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  60. AnonymousMay 25, 2011 at 5:06 AM

    I am pulkit and I don't miss any episode of cid . Daya ka dhai kilo ka hath hai ,jab kisi pe parta hai to muh mein piano bajne lagta hai.

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  61. AnonymousMay 25, 2011 at 5:14 AM

    I am Lavika and my favourite serial is CID .It's too good . It's different

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  62. bijendraMay 26, 2011 at 9:09 PM

    i am prakash kumar and my favourite serial is CID
    .IT IS VERY NICE . it's different.

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  63. AnonymousMay 30, 2011 at 4:52 AM

    I LIKE WHOLE CID TEAM BUT NOT KAJAL SHE IS TOO
    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD I LOVE VIVEK AND TASHA

    I LIKE ABHIJEET AND TARIKA

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  64. AnonymousJune 1, 2011 at 12:02 AM

    cid rockssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....................lol.
    nice work

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  65. AnonymousJune 14, 2011 at 2:11 AM

    behn ke lado tum log jo bhi cid ke bare mein bura bolthe ho kya tum ye sab role kar sakthe ho tumari maa ki chut jahu log dalle sale madarchod behnchod randi ke bacho
    chenal ke bacho salo

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  66. AnonymousJune 26, 2011 at 3:59 AM

    daya rocks

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  67. AnonymousJune 28, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    my name is saisree.I like cid very much...it is very nice serial..from 5 years old child to 60years women every one likes cid.i like abijit.sometimes vivek appears like Mr.Bean.

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  68. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    Cant stop laughing. This blogger deserves the best comedian award

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  69. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2012 at 7:54 AM

    daya rocks

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  70. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2012 at 7:57 AM

    goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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  71. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2012 at 8:03 AM

    cid rocks

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  72. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2012 at 12:47 PM

    hahahaha awesome pics.......CID Pics rocks!! seriously the blogger deserves the best humor blog........!!!!!!! lets vote

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