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Friday, December 23, 2011
latest cid jokes of 2011
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
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' Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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' Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
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' Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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' Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.
Monday, August 16, 2010
CID IN FOOTBALL FEVER
CID IN FOOTBALL FEVER
Ballack,Drogba,Kalou khelte hai Chelsea main;
Ballack,Drogba,Kalou khelte hai Chelsea main;
ACP Pradyuman : "Ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main"..
Manchester united mein khelta hain rooney .........
Manchester united mein khelta hian rooney.......
daya pata lagao aakhir kya chahta hain yeh khoonee!!!!!!!........
Cid shayari 2
Cid shayari 2
Arz kiya hai......
usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise........
usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise..............
DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise...!
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .
Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!
Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
*Wah Wah Wah Wah*...Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!
Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
wah wah
Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
daya aru abhijit pura mumbai chan maro.
phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote haiwahhh wahhhhhh...
phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote hai
wahhh wahhhh
Abhijit bola:
"dr.Sarika hr insan ke fingrprint
alag ku hote hai!!!!"
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'
ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai
ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai
ACP bola DAYA khuni kitna bhi chalak ho koin na koin suragh chodta hi hai
Monday, June 7, 2010
Latest cid shayari part 9
Latest cid shayari part 9
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keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe
keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe
ACP ne kaha… ab ya toh faasi chado… ya kaato puri zindagi jail mein..!
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jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai
jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai
Daya ne kaha…jaldi mooh kholo… warna humaare paas aur bhi tareeke hai…!
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mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro
mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro
khooni ne daya se kaha… main sab batata hoon..!! mujhe aur mat maaro…!
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humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai…
humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai…
abhijeet ne kaha..! shodiye salunkhe saab… hum tarika ji se pooch lete hai…!
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Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai
Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai
ACP- Abhijeet… In dono ka pakka koi chakkar hai….!
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East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?
East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?
ACP-daya Abhijeet.. Dono khoono ka pakka koi connection hai…!
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Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro
Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro
“Daya Aur Abhijit Aaspaas Ke Saara Ilaaka Chaan Maaro”
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CID WATCHIN OM SHANTI OM
CID WATCHIN OM SHANTI OM
ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI.
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ABHIJEET NE KAHA: SIR , ZAROOR KISI NE CID KO PHASANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI!!!!!
Latest cid shayari part 8
Latest cid shayari part 8
Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..
Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..
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Madam darwaja kholiye, hum CID se aaye hai...
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Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…
Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…
ACP ne kaha – dhyaan se dekho Daya, kuch na kuch toh jarur milega…..!!!!
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Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…
Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…
ACP ne kaha – DAYA, khuni kitna bhi chalakh ho, kuch na kuch surag jarur chodta hai……..!!!!
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kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…
kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…
Fredicks ne Pradyuman se kaha – “Sir, Finger prints match ho gaye….!!! “
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usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise……..
usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise…………..
DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise…!
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Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .
Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!
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