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Latest cid shayari part 9

Latest cid shayari part 9



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keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe

keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe

ACP ne kaha… ab ya toh faasi chado… ya kaato puri zindagi jail mein..!

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jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai

jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai

Daya ne kaha…jaldi mooh kholo… warna humaare paas aur bhi tareeke hai…!

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mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro

mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro

khooni ne daya se kaha… main sab batata hoon..!! mujhe aur mat maaro…!

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humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai…

humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai…

abhijeet ne kaha..! shodiye salunkhe saab… hum tarika ji se pooch lete hai…!

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Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai

Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai

ACP- Abhijeet… In dono ka pakka koi chakkar hai….!

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East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?

East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?

ACP-daya Abhijeet.. Dono khoono ka pakka koi connection hai…!

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Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro

Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro

“Daya Aur Abhijit Aaspaas Ke Saara Ilaaka Chaan Maaro”

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Latest cid shayari part 8

Latest cid shayari part 8



Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..

Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..

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Madam darwaja kholiye, hum CID se aaye hai...

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Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…

Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…

ACP ne kaha – dhyaan se dekho Daya, kuch na kuch toh jarur milega…..!!!!


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Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…

Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…

ACP ne kaha – DAYA, khuni kitna bhi chalakh ho, kuch na kuch surag jarur chodta hai……..!!!!


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kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…

kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…

Fredicks ne Pradyuman se kaha – “Sir, Finger prints match ho gaye….!!! “


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usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise……..

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise…………..

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise…!


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Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.

Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .

Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!
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Latest cid shayari part 7

Latest cid shayari part 7



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Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai….

Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai…

Darwaza khol kar ACP pradyuman bola…”Daya, Katil Is Kamre me kahin Chupa ho sakta hai.?”

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Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…

Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…

Soch kya rahe ho daya?darwaza tod do..

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Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..

Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..wahh wahh

Toot gaya darwaza jab padi DAYA KI LaaT…!!!

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Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

ACP Pradyumna says- Daya, in sab ke fingerprints le lo!

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Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Mujhe khooni chahiye Abhijeet kisi bhi kimat par!

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Latest cid shayari part 6

Latest cid shayari part 6



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Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah wah

Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah Wah

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

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Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

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Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue
aur
Fredrick kya finger prints match hue???

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Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

oh my GOD abhijeet ek aur laash!!!

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Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye….. wahh wahh

Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye

ACP- Daya Abhijeet…. khooni yahan se bhaagne na paaye….!!

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Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….

Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….

Abhijeet ne kaha— Dr Salunkhe.!! TAUNT maarne ki zaroorat nahi..!!

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Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign.

Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign….

Abhijeet ne khooni se poocha… tumne usey kyun maara..? haieenn…?

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Latest cid shayari part 5

Latest cid shayari part 5



glycodin piyoge to door hogi khasi

glycodin piyoge to door hogi khasi


acp pradyuman bola tumhe to phansi hogi phansi.

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Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan

Wah Wah

Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan

Wah Wah

Daya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan.
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Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah

Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah

ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai

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Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

ACP pradyuman, geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!!
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Latest cid shayari part 4

Latest cid shayari part 4



Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai…

wah wah ..

Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai…

wah wah ..

Oh my GOD Daya, ye laash to buri tarah se jal chuki hai
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Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

ACP almaari ki side se sat kar bola, Khooni zarur yahin kharha Hoga

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Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Iss bar Abhijit bola, Sir ye Aise Muh nahi Kholega
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Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah

Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah

ACP Pradyuman bola , Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne hi khada hai.

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Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Daya inko chhod do, ye dono NIRDOSH hai

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Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge,

Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge

DR SALUKHE murde se bhi sach uglava lenge !!!

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Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Wah Wah

Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Wah Wah

DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI…
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