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Sunday, March 28, 2010
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latest CID poor jokes : part 11

latest CID poor jokes : part 11



Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

wah wah . . wah wah

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "

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Freddy ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....

Freddy ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai.....

Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

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Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......

Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......

Daya oaur Abhijit puri jagah chaan maaro...

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Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaku.....

Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaaku.....

"Thaare ko kya hua Anandi ke bapu?!!"

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Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........

Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........

ACP kehta Hai,
DAYA gadi tej chalao nahi to khuni bhag jayega.....

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Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha

wah wah

gaur farmaiga Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha ,

Iska matlab DAYA khoni balcony se aaya tha.

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khaane mein hai murgi ki haddi.....

wah wah...wah wah


khaane mein hai murgi ki haddi.....

daya bola ACP saab yeh hai khuni ki chaddi.....

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latest CID poor jokes : part 10

latest CID poor jokes : part 10



Aap hamesha khush rahe ye hamari duaa hai...

ACP Pradhyuman kehta hai..

khun isi ghar mein huaa hai!

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..

Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,

shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..

Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

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Sawan aaye to phool khilega,

takdir mein jo likha wo milega

"Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega!

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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.

Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

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surf excel ne kaha daag hote hain achche

surf excel ne kaha daag hote hain achche

abhijeet pata lagao

ad me kutte ke tarah kyu bhaagte hain bachche!

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mickey mouse hai toh donald duck hai

mickey mouse hai toh donald duck hai

daya

mujhe maali nai watchman pe shak hai

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Daanto ko chamkane ke liye market me hain dher saare Paste.

Daanto ko chamkane ke liye market me hain dher saare Paste.

ACP bolta hai tarika lelo puri family ki LIE-DETECTOR TEST.

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Mere best frnd ki biwi meri bhabi......

meri best frnd ki biwi meri bhabi......

kya Daya ke Qualis mein lagegi meri Activa ki chabi

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Thursday, March 25, 2010
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latest CID poor jokes : part 9

latest CID poor jokes : part 9



ghumne se aata hai mazaa ..

ghumne se aata hai mazaa...

acp ne kaha tumhe to hogi maut ki sazaaaaa

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lagi hain aag har taraf shor hai.....

lagi hain aag har taraf shor hai.....

acp ne kaha.....katil koi aur hai.....

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students ko nai lagta examz se ab darr.....

wah wah

students ko nai lagta examz se ab darr......

ACP to abhijeet : ye suicide hai yah murder ????

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dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye.....

dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye....

Abhijeet : khooni toh yahi kahi chupa hona chaiye..!!!!!

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chahe cricket ball ho ya footbal hum catch nahi karte,

chahe cricket ball ho ya footbal,hum catch nahi karte,

acp sahab ye fingerprints match nahi karte

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devdas se milne gayi paro

devdas se milne gayi paro

fredricks tum joke mat maro!!

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Paani ko freezer me rakhne se hota hai baraf....

Paani ko freezer me rakhne se baraf...

Abhijeet tum is taraf jao aur Daya tum us taraf.

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Dhoop bahut hai , Chata lagao ......

Dhoop bahut hai , Chata lagao ......

Yeh criminal kidhar chupa hai , Abhijeet pata lagao !!!!!!

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Raat ke pehlu mein chand sitare chaye hai..

Raat ke pehlu mein chand sitare chaye hai..

Madam darwaza khol do hum C.I.D se aaye hai..

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latest CID poor jokes : part 8

latest CID poor jokes : part 8



Acp says :case solve kaar na hain bara hi load

case solve kaar na hain bara hi load

ungli hilte rahegi kyun ki ye hain forevr vibration mode

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Balti bhaar pani mein doob ke maar jao

Balti bhaar pani mein doob ke maar jao

yeh kya policy hai bhai, sirf daya se hi darwaza todwao

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haar waqt dimag ko kaam pe lagao

haar waqt dimag ko kaam pe lagao

darwaza fredricks se nehin Daya se todwao

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yeh haseen vadiyaan aur khula aakash..

yeh haseen vadiyaan aur khula aakash..

MY GOD ! Abhijeet, Ek aur laash..

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2012 mein duniya sarvanash hai ....

2012 mein duniya sarvanash hai .....

arre sir yahan pe to laash hai !!

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Garmio ke mausam mein jee bhar k khelo

Garmio ke mausam mein jee bhar k khelo.

ACP Pradyuman says -Daya, in sabke fingerprint lelo..

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chamche pe chamcha ,spoon pe spoon

chamche pe chamcha ,spoon pe spoon

abhijeet , dekho wahaan laga hai khoon

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latest CID poor jokes : part 7

Arz hai

Behti hawa sa tha woh

udti patang sa tha woh


ACP Pradyuman kehta hai:

kahan gaya............ usse dhundoo

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Bagal ke gaonme hai bahut sare kue

Bagal ke gaonme hai bahut sare kue

ACP bola kisine to dekha hoga khoon hote hue

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Ful Khil gaye baharome , ghata chaa gayi

Wah Wah

Ful Khil gaye baharome , ghata chaa gayi


Dr. Salunke , Kya postmortom report aa gayi...??


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Arz Hai

Pyar karne walo ki sada hoti hai jeet

Wah Wah

Pyar karne walo ki sada hoti hai jeet


Khuni bhag raha hai , chalo pakadte hai Abhijeet.

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Ye zindagi hai ek moh maya

Wah Wah

Ye zindagi hai ek moh maya...........

Kuch to gadbad hai DAYA.

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Arz kiya hai

Tu hai besharam , Tu hai Behaya

irshad , irshad

Tu hai besharam , Tu hai Behaya

Main hu ACP pradyuman Aur ye hai DAYA

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Na jaan na pehchan tu mera mehman

Wah Wah

Na jaan na pehchan tu mera mehman

Fready bola:
Sir , iss case ko hum solve karke he rahenge ,
bhale he kyu na chali jaye mere jaan
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Saturday, March 20, 2010
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latest CID poor jokes : part 6

phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii


Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii


Dr salukhe kya postmartom report aa gai...

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Gam - e - zindgi ne har dum aansu die hian


Gam - e - zindgi ne har dum aansu die hian


Sir,
lagta hai dono khoon ek hi aadmi ne kie hain

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Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..

Wah Wah…….. Wah Wah





Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..

Wah Wah…….. Wah Wah





“Pata Karon Daya, Pata Karo” !!!

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Shanhjahan ne taj banwaya , akbar ne laal qila



Shanhjahan ne taj banwaya , akbar ne laal qila



Dhyaan se dekho abhijeet , wahan koi saboot mila ??


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garmio k mausam mein jee bhar k khelo



garmio k mausam mein jee bhar k khelo



daya in sabke fingerprints lelo.....

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Thursday, March 18, 2010
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Songs that CID team would sing

Songs that CID team would sing



Daya: (inspired from allah ke bande):Toota toota ek darwaza aise toota..ki phir jood naa paaya..



Toda Toda maine usko aise toda ki phir jood naa paaya.

khada tha woh mere saamne

akar gira zameen par

splinters bache hinges bache woh naa bacha magar

ke cid ke officers hasade

cid ke officers


cid ke officers hasade

jo bhi ho kal phir aaoonga



Abhijeet: Hum kaale "heinnn" to kya hua dilwale "heinnn"(in his tone)



(Looks at Tarika) Hum tere tere tere chahne waale "heinnn"

Hum kaale "heinnn" to kya hua dilwale "heinnn



tarika(singing at abhijeet): mera naam chin chin chu
raat chandni mein aur tu hello mr how do you do?



acp(getting irritated and singing): ( song from hum kisi se kum nahi):Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai
Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai ?

abhi and tarika together: Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar Ho Raha Hai



Dr. Salunkhe
(singing at acp and pointing at the laash) : ( song from raja hindustani)
puchcho jara puchcho mujhe kya hua hai?
zeher se mara hai ya chaku se mara hai.
tumse faansi lagvani ki saza hai
acpji tumse faansi lagvani ki saza hai


ACP (looking at the dead body and singing at salunkhe and also ungli hilate hue):( song from AMAR PREM):

ye kyaa huaa?, kaise huaa?, kab huaa?
kyo huaa?, jab huaa, tab huaa

Fredericks: Koi Bole Mujhe
Aaja Aaja Handsome
Koi Bole Mujhe
Hai Hello Samson
Koi Bole
Tu Chikna Hai Bada
Koi Bole
Tujhmein Bada Hai Dam

Main Sabh Se Boloon
Ek Hi Baat
Ek Ladki Bhai Mere Saath
Soney Jaise Baal Hain Uske
Chandi Jaisa Tan
Woh Hai Woh Hai Woh Hai
Woh Hai Meri Biwi No. 1


Tasha : Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai
Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai(As She Never Gets A Chance To Speak Anything)

vivek: nanha munna rahi hun desh ka sipahi hoon bolo mere sang
jai hind jai hind
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